HAHAHA Forum :)

[Dauri24]

• President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with
  some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and
  the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President."Clinton
  thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to
  see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what
  kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican
  puppies." The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me
  they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they
  were. But today, they have their eyes open!"
  
• A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the
  waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but
  the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the
  turtle, make it pea".
  

[Fish Cakes o.o]

Shouldn't this be in that joke thingy you made?

[turtleboy]

dont eat turtles D:<
and:
once apun a time
Daury and FishCakes bought a boot and went out for a sale
but a storm hit em and they got stranded on a island with indians O:
tribe leader: go get me 100 fruits or well kill you
Daury & FishCakes: Ok
so they went to get some fruits
later on FsihCakes came back with 100 berrys and said here 100 fruits
Tribe Leader: now put em in ur butt or i kiel u D:< and u better not laugh >.>
so FishCakes goes ahead and puts em in his butt
when he got to 99 he lauged O:
so the indians killed him
when FishCakes got to heaven jesus said
Jesus: aw c'mon man u were so close why'd u laugh?
FishCakes: well when i was at 99 i saw Daury come walking with 100 coconuts

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